I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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