i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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