Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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