Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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