She's JV to your varsity
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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