i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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