i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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