Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I deserve this hangover.
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