I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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