He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
