covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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