haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Rumble strips road head = magical
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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