Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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