have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I bet he comes in French.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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