How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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