First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
