it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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