are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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