Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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