Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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