there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
