I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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