whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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