is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You did what with his pubic hair?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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