Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Randomize
