im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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