I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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