To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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