What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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