I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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