Can Purell be used as lube?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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