But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
handjob tips. give me some.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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