return my video game
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You are a genius and a whore.
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