Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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