Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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