I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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