He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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