don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
