Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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