we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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