kristin has been a bad kristin
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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