her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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