Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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