wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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