Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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