: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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