I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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