btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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