it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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