i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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